Sirius Dogma

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  The world's oldest song (1400 BC)!! midis!!

  by Leolaia in

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  these are midis of songs from musical notation recorded in ancient texts.

  it's nothing like what you can download and stuff your hard drive with, but it's interesting to hear what might have been performed thousands of years ago.

  i like the first song a lot and the athenaios one is pretty creepy.

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  Very cool.

  I like the alternate arrangement, maybe I will do a trance remix of it or something in a few weeks Not sure if the Athenaios song is supposed to be sliding notes all over like it does, if it does, it is creepy.

  I remember being told as a child that one of the songs in the witness songbook about the exodus was a recreation of the hebrew notes/letters used. That the letters in hebrew have a particular note assinged to them. The song started... "sing to jehovah, because he had beecome highly exalted, the horse and its rider he has pitched into the sea". Funny how I remember that, I always like that song.
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  Hobbit for Mayor!! (LOTR Fans Only)

  by Stephanus in

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  in wollongong we've got a council election coming up in about 6 weeks.

  we got the labor party's ad today, with the rest of the junkmail.

  in it was this little gem:.

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  Does he have hairy toes?
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  You Live in California when...

  by AlanF in

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  you live in california when.... 1. you make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.. 2. the high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.. 3. the fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.. 4. you know how to eat an artichoke.. 5. you drive your rented mercedes to your neighborhood block party.. 6. when someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will .

  take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.. .

  you live in new york city when.... 1. you say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean manhattan.. 2. you have never been to the statue of liberty or the empire state building.

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  HBO "Real Time with Bill Maher" Air Novemberish 2003 - enjoy :)
  
  And finally, New Rule: Lay off California! You know,
  the rest of America has been having quite a laugh at
  California?s expense lately. But let?s remember this:
  California has a lot of people. And the reason it
  does is lots of other people in other states saying,
  ?Fuck this, I?m outta here!?
  
  And then those people come here to California, and
  people ask them, ?Don?t you miss the winters?? No,
  strangely enough, I don?t. Much the same way I don?t
  miss slamming a car door on my hands.
  
  Make fun of California, but if it weren?t for
  California, East Coast rappers would have to shoot
  musicians from Branson. If it weren?t for California,
  there?s be almost no TV, and you?d have to come home
  at night and actually talk to your family.
  
  You know, the rest of America feels about California
  the way the rest of the world feels about America.
  They hate us because we do what we want. They think
  we?re too blessed and too free, and it makes them nuts
  in the dreary hovels of Kabul and Tikrit and Lubbock,
  Texas.
  
  They pray to their threadbare gods that we?ll get what
  we deserve. But it won?t happen. Because you never
  know what we?re going to do here next. We elected
  Ronald Reagan and Jerry Brown.
  
  We?re home to Disney and Hustler, the Partridge Family
  and the Manson Family. We can drink a Mudslide and a
  Sex on the Beach during an actual mudslide while
  having sex on the beach!
  
  Our farms feed the world, and Calista Flockhart lives
  here.
  
  We have bears and great white sharks. And even our
  washed-up actors are allowed to kill one blonde chick.
  
  
  We invented surfing and cyber-porn and LSD and the
  boob job. And if we didn?t, who would have?
  
  We have oranges, free oranges, everywhere. What grows
  on the trees in Scranton, fucker?!
  
  We have a real hockey team named after a hockey team
  in a movie!
  
  Our Indian casinos could kick your Indian casinos?
  ass.
  
  We give our illegal aliens driver?s licenses. And we
  have a guy running for governor who digs group sex.
  
  Would anywhere else in America trade places with L.A.
  or San Francisco in a piss-soaked New York minute? You
  bet they would. Because I don?t recall anyone ever
  writing a song called ?I Wish They All Could Be Rhode
  Island Girls?!
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  If JWs are still around in a hundred years, what will they be preaching?

  by True North in

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  if the jw org makes it another hundred years, what will they be preaching then?

  how will their chronology and doctrines have changed?

  if there are colonies on the moon or other moons, or mars, or out among the asteroids, will they still be reporting time in the house-to-house (pod-to-pod?

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  Or maybe they will do like they have done before.

  Claim it has already happened, and that this is the new system.

  Then they go to the zoos, let all the animals out and get eaten by lions and tigers and bears oh my!
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  If JWs are still around in a hundred years, what will they be preaching?

  by True North in

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  if the jw org makes it another hundred years, what will they be preaching then?

  how will their chronology and doctrines have changed?

  if there are colonies on the moon or other moons, or mars, or out among the asteroids, will they still be reporting time in the house-to-house (pod-to-pod?

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  They might be desperate enough in 100 years to start trying to force history into what they want. Maybe they will try and buy some doomsday devices and try and bring about armageddon. After all, they are a bunch of freaking loonies.
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  What the longest U wasn't visited 4?

  by badboy in

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  i have been visited only the once in 3 years,that was only b/c a `collegue' contacted them b/c i was interested(she had a `neighbour who was 1'.. so what was the longest period u wasn't visited?

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  I haven't seen them in 7 years!! Gated Communities Rock!
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  If your thinking about buying a Dell computer....

  by RubyTuesday in

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  my company recently(less than a year ago) replaced all our computers with dell and it has been nothing but a nightmare!.

  within 3 months 2 of them had to have their motherboards replaced.thats just the tip of the iceberg.i can't even begin to tell you the numerous "little" problems we have had.you will spend hours on the phone with snotty sarcastic tech support agents ...if you can first figure out how to get to them.. check out this link if you don't believe me.. http://www.smorgasbord.net/blog/archive/000002.shtml.

  rumor has it that they are going bankrupt..

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  That is a bummer, I have my dell laptop and it is over 3 years old. The only problem I had was the hard disk died, but that was mostly my fault. I thought Dell was one of the best companies out there, good products, good prices and great support, but that was the past and I don't know the current status of the company.
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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  here's one to get yall started:.

  jdub eagerly anticipating the proper food at the proper time......

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  Help w/Art Memorial Project

  by Valis in

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  my good friend, colleague, fellow teacher and beer drinking buddy wayne myers died of cancer last week.

  he died of chemo poisoning before the cancer could kill him.

  he taught biology and was from kansas.

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  Valis,

  Sorry to hear about your buddy.

  Here are 2 ideas:

  Maybe use air plants. I know they grow on wood, they might grow on metal or you could just cover certain pieces with wood.

  or

  Not sure if it will work, but maybe cover it with the spray on green grass seed fertalizer mixture. I forget what it is called and you would probably have to apply it often if it grew at all
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  Proof Hebrew was the Original Language

  by Leolaia in

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  doesn't get any more scientific than this, huh?.

  http://www.ancient-hebrew.org/10_names.html

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  That is amazing ;)

  I saw this anime the other day and the villian was named 'Viscious' and he was viscious.

  I wonder if he was a japanese hebrew?